v21’s Twitter Archive

Tweets from 2009/08

1. fuckafuckafucka-- what? who rides about on a horse and cart? wearing a blue wifebeater, too. That broke my irritability right in two.
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2. …in reply to @jaykotak
   @jaykotak how is Japan? Magical? Warm? Minaturized? Is it full of trains? Has anyone fondled your beard?
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3. I'm not allowed to wear one of these, am I? http://bit.ly/3M9VS
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4. http://www.freshair.org.uk/ Hey look, the Fresh Air site looks all different. I wonder how that happened (hint: I did it.)
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5. i am too rude to bash. making an alias fro "please"
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6. and away! (to rumblestrips, then edinburgh)
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7. James Corden is That Guy At A Raffle Who Pretends To Have Won, When Really He Hasnt. (rumblestrips were great fun, though)
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8. Preparing to interview Jon Richardson, Rebus McTaggart, Stephen Carlin and MacKenzie & McGuire. 2pm tommorrow, on freshair.org.uk #edfringe
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9. and with all those details , forgot to say: what to ask?
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10. …in reply to @timburke55
    @timburke55 it's always more fun to do other people's work than your own... (not that I have questions for you to ask)
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11. …in reply to @undefined
    @jon_ellis oh yes...
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12. Will be on air interviewing Rebus McTaggart in ... oh, about half an hour. http://freshair.org.uk #edfringe
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13. cocks, i suck at this interviewing thing. the "producing audible audio" bit especially.
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14. "The AVG Security Toolbar was hidden within your browser, so we have restored it, in case you hid it by mistake." !!!
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15. gonna draw a gorilla with pixels!
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16. boardgame idea: "is that brian blessed?"
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17. …in reply to @scaol_
    @RubZo You see a picture, and you have to guess whether it's Brian Blessed or not. The winner is the first person not to lose.
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18. …in reply to @scaol_
    @RubZo ... Y--- No, wait, no. No, that is not Brian Blessed.
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19. No, that's a rubiks cube-wich. Brian Blessed does not contain meat.
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20. …in reply to @scaol_
    @RubZo no, silly, that's not brian blessed.
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21. …in reply to @oh_cripes
    @oh_cripes that looks MEGA COOL. I approve! Is this game coming to the Dreamcast?
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22. Okay, and for people not sitting next to me: http://www.freshair.org.uk now has the interviews I did today on it. #edfringe woo!
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23. …in reply to @undefined
    @naomilaw What are you talking about? Rape is (can be) hilarious, and that interview proves the point. I've always wanted a radio voice, tho
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24. I wanna see a picture of @RubZo ...
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25. …in reply to @timburke55
    @timburke55 it repeats your tweet on facebook, or is a tweet copied from yr facebook status update, one of the two.
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26. so Zoo Babies looks like it's going to be an infinite sliding box puzzle?
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27. Stewart Lee tickets: purchased! #edfringe
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28. …in reply to @roderickhodgson
    @roderickhodgson hey! you back in town! let's do a thing. (No suggestions, only seen Fhlip Flop so far, which was good, but not really you.)
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29. Boo, you blow my mind : "The unless statement is handy if you want a readable way of checking if a condition is not true."
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30. …in reply to @glassarmy
    @glassarmy I saw potted potter last year. it was ace. also, there's scary sian's show...
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31. hey, i'm next to the radio on @FreshAirRadio . wanna hear baba brinkman do a rap on evolution? listen!
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32. man, that sent shivers running down me. i am sold. who wants to come see a rap guide to evolution? #edfringe
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33. …in reply to @roderickhodgson
    @roderickhodgson nice! who's on? Oh, and enjoy big hand
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34. …in reply to @roderickhodgson
    @roderickhodgson i would, but i am unfortunately on fresh air from 5, so...
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35. The aesthetics of want will eventually become coveted by those who have all the resources that you wish you had. Think about it Get started.
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36. Shower, show. The game finally feels like a game. (not that it's even half way done...)
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37. Interviewing Des Bishop in 20 minutes on http://freshair.org.uk Anything I should ask? #edfringe #edfest
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38. …in reply to @jaykotak
    @jaykotak I am instantly jealous. I hope it's beautiful.
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39. Like carnivores to carnal pleasures, so are we to desperate measures.
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40. I am an excellent steel horse.
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41. "Mario is missing" is a weird weird game. I did not even know it existed until now. Mario, on Earth, solving crimes from an Antarctic base?
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42. …in reply to @radiodario
    @DarioVillanueva nice! is this just the now, or will it be there another time for me to see? Also, http://bit.ly/2znVXW tomorrow?
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43. http://bit.ly/2MfF8 Oh yes, this was a find and a half. Kevin Eldon + Stewart Lee...
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44. …in reply to @oh_cripes
    @oh_cripes ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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45. …in reply to @roderickhodgson
    @roderickhodgson tempted, but... tired. But I'll be about in the Pleasance, f you wanna meet up after
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46. Anyone want to help me with a CSS issue? I don't really understand it enough to describe it usefully, but this is it : http://bit.ly/jnSsM
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47. thanks be to @simonvansintjan . Turns out describing a problem can often answer it. Who knew?
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48. …in reply to @OldTinfoil
    @ravagement No, why, should I be? A couple did something new and interesting, a couple were shiny and felt nice.
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49. Kayfabe as a metaphor for online life.
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50. …in reply to @npupp
    @npupp recently is the time everyone has been into snuff box. But I have no complaints, it's amazing.
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51. http://learnyouahaskell.com/ DID THIS EXIST 4 YEARS AGO? either way, I'm pissed
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52. http://bit.ly/YN0VX "You can windsurf into my chuff":slightly disconcerting to hear sung at you #freshair #edfringe
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53. So I have just arranged to travel about a thousand miles to turn up to a jobcentre meeting. *sigh* Also, fuck you, jobcentre.
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54. I want infinity in a girl, I want a song that kills me.
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55. RT @robyngallagher: Now I want to see a 3D film that feels like an old Viewmaster reel, with those warm colours and bright world.
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56. …in reply to @radiodario
    @DarioVillanueva Yes, lots. But come to party this evening!
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57. …in reply to @radiodario
    @DarioVillanueva at Matt & Steve's. You are facebook invited?
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58. I need a home.
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59. Secret tweet. This tweet is so incredibly secret, George doesn't even know his machine is on.
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60. Muwhahahahaha
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61. Just like to clarify: I did know the machine was on and signed in, I was wondering if someone would secret tweet me. Apparently: yes
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62. I'm on a train.
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63. Items now work. And they're fun, and really add to the game. Excellent. But now I must away to bed.
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64. Worked out how to pace my game. Answer- like the tcp slow start algorithm. I am giddy with my own genius.
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65. Shit! I just realized i too dislike london for being too big. Fuck trains, why can't everything be a short walk away.
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66. …in reply to @roderickhodgson
    @roderickhodgson i leave tomorrow! (but will be back on the 2nd or 3rd). Hast thou an abode?
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67. "any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad hoc informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Lisp."
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68. http://bit.ly/nAXkj This is the best thing I have ever read. You may agree, if you have heard of programming languages before.
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69. The national express east coast website lies. And does so in such a fashion as to earn themselves money.
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70. …in reply to @scaol_
    @RubZo yeah, my ticket is valid tomorrow. Just need to get there earlier. *sigh*
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71. Looking on amazon.fr for import DVDs for my mum. All I can see is porn. Do the French not have a native porn industry?
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72. …in reply to @thecopyninja
    @thecopyninja beaten in a sexy way?
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73. Sadly, debates are always against the stupidest opinion present. (This is why websites decay in classiness, amongst other things)
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74. …in reply to @pleasefindthis
    @pleasefindthis listen to 'the ghosts' by '++money can't buy music++'. Id quote it, but the whole song wouldn't fit.
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75. Mirrors and copulation are abominable, for they multiply the number of mankind
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76. …in reply to @Huitlacoche_Too
    @Huitlacoche_Too well, one fix is to be found on http://www.barbelith.com/ Elitism, and moving on regularly are the only fixes I know.
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77. …in reply to @Huitlacoche_Too
    @Huitlacoche_Too Though: there must be a technical solution to this social problem... I believe it'll involve elitism and ostracism, though.
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78. …in reply to @radiodario
    @DarioVillanueva It's one of the biggest factors for me to get a phone that can tether, just so I can tell them their product is rubbish.
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79. RT @itsjohncampbell: feeling frustrated about having to eat every day, doesn't seem "worth it"
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80. I've always found this line quietly brilliant: "My name is MC Menses and my flow be fresh"
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81. …in reply to @radiodario
    @DarioVillanueva does this happen to you often? #namespacecollision
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82. Can't seem to escape Todd Snider. Not entirely a bad thing.
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83. …in reply to @roderickhodgson
    @roderickhodgson oh, I love the Science Museum. Hope you're seeing all the computing stuff? And the math. And the space. And the...
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84. @oh_cripes stop rubbing the inside of your underwear at my face. it's vaguely disconcerting.
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85. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katzenklavier : As Bennie Noakes would say: "Jesus Christ, what an imagination I've got."
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86. Wednesday or Thursday? Wednesday or Thursday? When should I go down?
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87. today is a day of other people fixing things for me. thanks, @RubZo and random guy on IRC!
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88. goodnight, and goodbye "Day where I wore a Dinosaur Comics T-shirt" . DINOSAURS!
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89. only losers go to homepages
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