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Tweets from 2010/05

  1. "I wonder where one goes to meet programmers when on holiday somewhere"
  2. @fonduelover you're not alone in this. my best bits of my job are learning.
  3. …in reply to @dnwood
    @dnwood I dreamt Nick Cave invited me on stage and gave me some ale. As I was leaving I used his toilet, which he didn't like, but gracious.
  4. So apparently the end result of seeing Bill Bailey is that you play two-step garage.
  5. Shamanistic fortune telling using RSA keyfob numbers.
  6. …in reply to @alitheg
    @alitheg they're amazing, aren't they? I want three now. One in portrait. I'll not be satisfied til I am entirely surrounded.
  7. Meet George Buckingham, Head of Web at a student radio station. http://www.radiosonar.co.uk/stationmanagement.php?do=blog&manager=379
  8. The latest distraction rolling around the office is training for filling out the new weekly TSPS reports. Gnnnrg.
  9. The Sun goes all out. Simon Cowell & page 3, that's what. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/greenslade/2010/may/05/sun-general-election-2010
  10. …in reply to @jamesthomson
    @jamesthomson I know, right!? That font is /so/ ugly...
  11. @wellinformatted it's not nice to mock the homeless
  12. Considering bitching out Chrome's memory hoggingness, but you know what? Fuck you, facebook, for being such a memory hog. gmail, too.
  13. Ooh! Added a film to my list of films to be excited about list. MACHETE http://www.aintitcool.com/node/44943
  14. People who have seen Iron Man: how much is Robert Downey Jr being a dick, drunk, and how much is explosions?
  15. People said we were evil but they missed the point again; it was just youthful high spirits.
  16. This is game design: http://us.wii.com/iwata_asks/nsmb/vol1_page4.jsp
  17. Ugh. Awake, in work, reading the results. The results aren't so bad, mind, I'm just tired like everyone else.
  18. So it seems likely: Cons minority govt, Lib Dem harping on about electoral reform and getting shafted. New election soonish.
  19. BBC NEWS 24: Surreal. Sarah Teather just told live on air what's happened in the election. She told everyone to go to bed.
  20. Of course, Brown is still asleep, so he's ahead of the game. Sleepytime Parliament, I think this is.
  21. Which reminds me: Is Cameron on speed? By my reckoning, he last slept Tuesday night. And still going! (But then, they're very plump cheeks)
  22. Best outcome: voting reform pushed through in the next month. New election. In the mean time, a government of unity(for the markets, y'know)
  23. Fuckssake Lib Dems - Negotiating is supposed to mean you gain something, not just ... fuckssake.
  24. …in reply to @jimjamriley
    @Jimbalobob ... I was also at Indieoke. How strange! It was good fun. I signed up to sing "Bandages" but I didn't get a go.
  25. …in reply to @TallyCola
    @TallyCola How can you find Iron Man uninteresting? It's all about him doing ?the right things? for ?the wrong reasons?
  26. @TallyCola okay this does mean rich white guy making things explode. But playboy and crimefighter mix more interestingly than with Batman.
  27. …in reply to @jimjamriley
    @Jimbalobob JARVIS! (or was that disco 2000? were you the one with the indie glasses? this is a ridiculous conversation)
  28. I forgot about Channel 101. You're fucking racist if you think swords don't kill asians too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qwdd3IR3Ac
  29. "you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit."
  30. "I mean, on the one hand, yes, but on the other hand, no"
  31. I go for a run, and come back and the PMs resigned and Twitter has broken. Wow!
  32. …in reply to @srules
    @srules thanks for reminding me! *finds FOTC ticket in "safe place"* That's a weight off my mind.
  33. AV! fuck! AV! Not very good. An improvement, but not very good.But the Lib Dems are going to have to swallow it, Lab's nothing left to give.
  34. …in reply to @musebloom
    @musebloom fucking quite. Cons say it's their final offer, apparently. I wonder what leverage could be applied now...
  35. …in reply to @undefined
    @JamesMackerness They still don't have a majority. It could happen, but -- it's a better threat than a plan.
  36. …in reply to @undefined
    @JamesMackerness fucking chris lightfoot! I miss him, despite only knowing him since his death...
  37. One lie I want to point out right now. AV is not a form of proportional representation. It's okay, but it can be more distorted than FPTP.
  38. This is really quite strangely informative about the political scene. http://politicalsurvey2005.com/themap.pdf
  39. My watch has an easter egg! I have owned it for ages, and it has an easter egg! (Hold the bottom right button and it says "CASIO")
  40. …in reply to @dnwood
    @dnwood I know! But I'm really excited anyway! (Also it means I am a terrorist http://bit.ly/9vU5P3 which is maybe cool?)
  41. Election drama: pretty much over. Lib/Cons, referendum on AV, Tories have to be a bit less evil to the poor. It's done.
  42. Grr, arg. I have ants, and I have lost my debit card. Both of these things are valid reasons to be annoyed, I think. So I am moaning to you.
  43. …in reply to @fonduelover
    @fonduelover distressingly enough, yes. they're in my laundry pile. god knows what they hope to find.
  44. There's too much here to comment on: the full Lib/Con compromise. What the government will do in the next 5 years. http://bit.ly/9tL2jl
  45. @odannyboy they're mainly useful as a vocabulary, as a sanity check that your prejudices and biases aren't /too/ original.
  46. "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine." http://www.mediauk.com/radio/rajar/316/bbc-6-music
  47. …in reply to @clq
    @clq They do have enough in the party. But the local selection groups don't select them. The local selection groups have > 50 % women.
  48. …in reply to @undefined
    @Rachelbug1 Damnit, I remembered that as @tonicblue to you ... Anyway, sexy hat, I wanna steals it. So buy it and let me steals it.
  49. Guess who's currently on a train to Glasgow? It's not a particularly hard thing to guess. Nor are there prizes. Sorry.
  50. …in reply to @tonicblue
    @tonicblue And here's Channel 7 News' Steve Brule
  51. @dariovillaneuva you about this weekend? I'm up in edinburgh. And plan things hugely in advance.
  52. RT @iamtef: the c programming language http://imgur.com/nrNn9
  53. It's at times like these that I regret working at a job that starts at 8 am. Does it make it better or worse that it was a work do?
  54. …in reply to @npupp
    @npupp if only anyone else had to be in earlier than 10... mind, I do feel alive and well. Although I guess I'm sposed to be there by now.
  55. New Pornographers tonight, anyone? At the Electric Ballroom.
  56. "Your e-ticket for Have I Got News For You (Have I Got News For You - Wednesday 2nd June)" : anyone interested?
  57. …in reply to @fonduelover
    @fonduelover I hope you're using @WhatDoTheyKnow
  58. …in reply to @dnwood
    @dnwood They're free. But in London.
  59. …in reply to @awesommelier
    @awesommelier Venter is a bit of a dick, though. But awesome, in a Bond villain kind of way.
  60. Facebook, the solution to your privacy woes isn't to add yet another layer of granularity to the controls.
  61. RT @hpneilson : Neil Young "On the Beach" is a great summer evening album.
  62. You know what's better than working? Picnics.
  63. …in reply to @dnwood
    @dnwood Then tell them the better one. Besides, I never got a official predicted mark...
  64. …in reply to @JennyJenJenna
    @JennyJenJenna You've shaved your head?
  65. …in reply to @JennyJenJenna
    @JennyJenJenna You've sold your first batch of cider, with interest in the next couple of batches - you're going to go full time with this..
  66. …in reply to @JennyJenJenna
    @JennyJenJenna You've discovered how to slow the passage of time. (Which leads to making it affordable to travel to other solar systems)
  67. …in reply to @JennyJenJenna
    @JennyJenJenna You bought a bed?
  68. …in reply to @JennyJenJenna
    @JennyJenJenna You've been drafted as a international super spy slash model. The next week will be spent doing assault courses and catwalks.
  69. VP8 came down the tubes. It's a new experience, being on nightly releases for something I use so much. Things mysteriously fixing themselves
  70. @TallyCola I am harassing you still about Iron Man, because I still think he's interesting. So here: http://exiledonline.com/22210/
  71. RT @Jewbacchus: Sup power through language. http://english.aljazeera.net/focus/2010/05/201052574726865274.html
  72. …in reply to @awesommelier
    @awesommelier packing is better drunk, anyway. Throw some stuff in and call it a day!
  73. the most noticeable impact of the merger is that the new branded mugs are a lot bigger. #tea
  74. Baby: I got what you need. (it is http://www.caseyjamesbasichis.com/AdventureTime_JigglerMusic.mp3 )
  75. I am excited to see the Difference Engine in action. I am anticipatory! Who is up for Science Museum Lates?
  76. …in reply to @CellarDoorChris
    @CellarDoorFresh Yeah, "sure sure sure you are an accident"
  77. I thought it was Friday. I'm glad it's not, I have things to do before the weekend. Like find my watch, which tells me what day it is.
  78. Fuck HTML emails.
  79. I am now an @LondonReview subscriber. It's nice having money.
  80. @RubZo I will confess: I am jealous. I guess I'm just as jealous that when you wake up, and stumble out the tent - beauty! *sigh* :)
  81. …in reply to @undefined
    @Rachelbug1 I am happy for you. If for no other reason than if you lost much more weight you'd disappear, and then I WOULD be sad.
  82. RT @quelsolaar: I made motherhood persistent.
  83. It'll be more of a revolution for Google TV to get us used to a pointing device and keyboard for the TV than any of the tech they make.
  84. …in reply to @LRB
    @LondonReview It's definitely value for money, I am not complaining at all!
  85. No longer in my overdraft! I mean, I will be later in the month, but the month after I shouldn't be, and... :)
  86. …in reply to @undefined
    @Rachelbug1 and it's going to get much better as more people join in the new term!