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  1. If you were an astronaut, and you went to space, what haircut would you get?
    1. …in reply to @v21
      I reckon I'd get a mohawk or something like that with shaved sides and a bit that goes up in the middle. Would look fine in zero-g and greasy as hell (3 hours of exercise a day and no shower), and it avoids the military-test pilot vibes a buzzcut has.
      1. …in reply to @v21
        Also I think it would be nice for there to be someone in space with messy, somewhat queer coded hair.