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  1. But if we abolish the police, who would you call if a man plants a bomb on a bus which is wired to explode if it goes under 50 miles an hour, and also threatens to detonate it if any of the passengers leave the bus - unless he receives $2.5 million.
    1. …in reply to @v21
      *holding hand to earpiece* it turns out that in the film Speed (1994) all the crimes are committed by an entitled and embittered ex-cop, and the police cause huge collateral damage trying to contain it