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        1. maybe I should tweet more
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        okay, so. cutlery opinions:
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      spoon: universal eating utensil. our bodies are mainly water, we need to consume a lot of liquid. this is, fundamentally, a small bowl on a stick. what an innovation, the bowl can fit inside your mouth. the work of a genius 10/10
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    knife: even more classic than the spoon. a device for cutting! doesn't want to go in the mouth (unless they're honey-covered peas), but instead automates a crucial function of the mouth. cutting without teeth! literally one of the defining tools of our species. 10/10
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      fork: a recent innovation that has totally upturned how we eat. spoons & knives are from prehistory, forks (in the UK) only became common in the 18th century. but it's such a cunning design. it scoops, great. but flip it over and it also spears! such a clever design. 10/10