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absolutely cannot be fucked to write it, so please imagine a blog post connecting Lorraine Kelly saying she's playing herself as a character for tax reasons & West Elm Caleb's involuntary ascension into the realm of (hate) symbol
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maybe via Taylor Swift using her lyrics to construct a kind of ARG whose solution is exactly who she was dating and at what time - with an implied disconnect between whatever is actually going on in her life & the Taylor Swift narrative