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  1. does some company out there make a biscuit breaking machine?
    1. …in reply to @v21
      just thinking about broken biscuits & how there can't be enough naturally occurring biscuit breaks to fill the demand for broken biscuits
      1. …in reply to @v21
        it would go against the spirit of the thing to sell artisanally hand broken biscuits
        1. …in reply to @v21
          whooaaa here is a rig for testing how crunchy a food is - @InclinedLight/1574688258424029185 it also has an optional part you can buy which measures how loud a crunch it makes when it crunches