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        @radiatoryang finding ever more elaborate excuses to get your housemate out of the living room, hurriedly thrusting to climax before they return, and pushing your luck as to whether you've got time to get decent before they do come in
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      @radiatoryang punchline is that climaxing (if you don't get caught first) makes such a mess there's no hope of concealing what happened
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    @radiatoryang oh, maybe this isn't gay enough. how about: multiple housemates, and most of the errands they go on involve wanking off in their own idiosyncratic ways
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