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			this is why i usually settle for "mostly available" @b0rk/824826612164227072
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			i spent a while trying to sort it - but the best monitoring solution i've found for cheap bots is people telling me it's down on twitter
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			(sorry, i would like to improve this kind of infra thing... it's hard, and i don't have enough time)